DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"
GOOD WAY OF TEACHING CHILDREN. Isn't it?
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Don't hold back your imagination
Hiii, everybody!
This is my first ever blog, so i just wanted to make it a special one.
So, i am gonna present a short poem called Imagination, which I have written.
No! No! I am not a poet.
I actually wrote it during a poem writing competetion in my school itself when I was in my 12th grade.
After I wrote the poem I asked my class teacher, Mr. Renjin, to just evaluate it and see if there's any chance of improving it.
When he looked at the poem, he immediately asked me "Kahan se copy kiya?"
He was surprised that I could write such a nice poem and that too without anybody's help.
After then he asked a girl, my classmate actually who is also a very good friend of mine, to just fair it out for me because at that time my handwriting was very poor...lolz.
So here it goes like this........
Walking the untrodden path,I discovered a tree.
Achieving the unimaginable dream, it stood free.
Green leaves large trunk, it was like others.
But what was different is really bothers.
Tiltedly it stood on the mountain height,
and that was a lamented sight.
After a moment or two it beared fruits
After a moment or two it beared fruits.
I thought it as a magical power
which made fruits sprinkle like shower,
But what actually created sensation
Is what my dear, Einstein called IMAGINATION.
This is my first ever blog, so i just wanted to make it a special one.
So, i am gonna present a short poem called Imagination, which I have written.
No! No! I am not a poet.
I actually wrote it during a poem writing competetion in my school itself when I was in my 12th grade.
After I wrote the poem I asked my class teacher, Mr. Renjin, to just evaluate it and see if there's any chance of improving it.
When he looked at the poem, he immediately asked me "Kahan se copy kiya?"
He was surprised that I could write such a nice poem and that too without anybody's help.
After then he asked a girl, my classmate actually who is also a very good friend of mine, to just fair it out for me because at that time my handwriting was very poor...lolz.
So here it goes like this........
Walking the untrodden path,I discovered a tree.
Achieving the unimaginable dream, it stood free.
Green leaves large trunk, it was like others.
But what was different is really bothers.
Tiltedly it stood on the mountain height,
and that was a lamented sight.
After a moment or two it beared fruits
After a moment or two it beared fruits.
I thought it as a magical power
which made fruits sprinkle like shower,
But what actually created sensation
Is what my dear, Einstein called IMAGINATION.
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